Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for May 14, 2021

Or maybe it’s a Ford F-150. Hard to tell from here. (No animals were harmed in the making of this comment).

You sure that isn’t the extension cord for the Tesla?

Hard to clean up after your dog if you can’t see it. Maybe that was the point.

Not only does this not comply with your wife’s expectation of you taking the dog for a walk,

This would not comply with leash laws.

Only 900 feet? Short walk.

Hopefully your dog doesn’t walk around the neighborhood like that blond kid on Family Circus.

Should have put wheels on the chair.

Does the dog have a little plastic bag with it? Or does he eat the evidence?

What could go wrong here?

Hmmmmm…that’s odd; the line just went slack…

Should not own a dog. He doesn’t deserve one.