Reality Check by Dave Whamond for June 01, 2021

Helps to keep Major Pain away.

His stories are knockouts .-D

He’s worse than Corporal Punishment.

“But what’s this story about?”

“Oh, nothing in general.”

Ralph is in a safe place…so far

After your surgery, you can expect General Pain followed by Major Billings with your invoice.

…I take it the general’s not a local?

He should start a recipe blog!

These Army guys are everywhere. Yesterday, I had Major BM.

Not one colonel of truth.

It’s good General Kutteroff couldn’t visit.

Doesn’t he start all the wars?

Patton pending …!

As long as it’s not in his private parts.

Thanks for the laughs, everyone. :-)

He’s having general anesthesia followed by major surgery, due to his having been subjected to corporal punishment. Good thing he’s covered by private insurance.

I think we just conjugated the Pentagon.

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