In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for May 15, 2021

The eyes have it!

Slug it out.

He’s got his eyes on the finish

Eye see a slug-fest coming.

That’s not fair, is it ?

Gastropod races should require the winner to have his or her foot cross the finish line.

In the final stretch.

Slug it out to the finish

isn’t that cheating though?

But will he pass the drug test?

Is it a Bob Baffert trained snail?

Is it a Bob Baffert trained slug?

He is so close he can see the finish line!

Definitely on ’roids.

He wins by an eye? Nose, maybe. But an eye?…..

Eyes on the goal….literally

Thereafter to known as Stretch.

Pour salt on the cheater. We take this race seriously.