Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for May 27, 2021

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    Gent  over 3 years ago

    What about your cape, Fink?

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    Zebrastripes  over 3 years ago

    I always say, @$$ kissers and boot lickers belong to the smallest Burr toting coward, this side of Russia.

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    sandpiper  over 3 years ago

    Yeah, get your vassals right, Dumbo

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    Calvinist1966  over 3 years ago

    The boot licker could live up to his name. However, the fink wants his boots polished.

    Nonetheless, he could insist on the Duke being an actual boot licker and then have his boots polished.

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    Sailor46 USN 65-95  over 3 years ago

    When the government’s boot is on your throat, whether it is a left boot or a right boot is of no consequence.

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    raybarb44  over 3 years ago

    My mistake sire…..

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    brklnbern  over 3 years ago

    Not that is a good one. Very clever.

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