Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for May 21, 2021

“Where do you come off calling me Nick? I don’t know you from Adam’s off ox.”

I pity that poor horse!! It will breathing in all that MEEthane!!

(O – O)

Interesting thought, though I believe the mule was the first hybrid…

Wonder if they were both from the same litter.

The Ox is a long haul animal vs the Horse who is known for their speed.

I hope the owner milks this for what this gag is worth. But still, I don’t think the horns will work as a signaling device.

They’re going to need a cattle prod to charge that hybrid.

Na. Still grass guzzlers.

They both run on green energy (grass)

A horse and bull story if I ever heard one!

You may not use any animals for transportation. They are not environmentally friendly. They consume hydrocarbon fuel and expel methane, a dangerous ozone gas. Also they poop and fart.

How many miles per feeding time?

Cuties.

Does anyone know how many cow power is calculated?

Mules would be closer to a hybrid powered vehicle in this case.

Horses are better…..

Get rid of all that CO2. Then all plant life can die. Sorry, climate change lovers.

When he’s not pulling the wagon he can pull the plow.

It’ll play well in California..

The cow provides some food, so that’s a good mixture.

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