Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for May 14, 2021

Cackle, cackle.

Funny thing about coffee and caffeine as a whole is we’re so used to taking it on a daily basis that that groggy feeling we have in the morning is actually early stages of withdrawal. It’s difficult to judge the effects of caffeine on people because everybody is always on it for so long that if you stop you’re contaminating the study by being in such a state for up to 6 weeks.

A nice little coffee cluck.Coffee so strong it’ll curl your toes.

Which came first, the chicken or the road?

Wonder if George drinks Coffee ? All that grass cutting ….

Eggs came first. Fish, amphibians, insects and dinosaurs were laying them way before there were chickens. Chickens came later.

First, I was bored, so I drink coffee. Then I pee.

The real reason people drink coffee is because they have nothing else to do.

All I know is that the rooster came first. We were talking about the chicken and the egg thing, right?

I suspect coffee came long before boredom, because when it was discovered, few people had time to be bored.

Simple, I got bored as a kid and I got coffee as an adult.

Is that Sheldon from US Acres?

I find the subject of coffee pretty boring.

I notice the egg has its cup-O-Java too.