Last Kiss by John Lustig for May 17, 2021

And while he’s doing your taxes, darlin’, you and I can do… something else.

Someone will need to probe deeply to make sure that all her assets are accounted for. Someone who is abreast of all the current tax regs and any curves that may come to light.

Every boy will do your taxes. Don’t expect good results though.

Something tells me that she’ll have 401k offers.

Pigs! We are all pigs!

Better question – who will pay her taxes?

God forbid she should tax herself with that task!

Any of them. But try going for the one who’s a CPA.

The jobless one. He’s got nothing else to do.

Her figures look too good; she’ll get audited – too many stimulus checks accounted to her.

It really depends upon whether you followed through on your promises last year.

She gets 1099s from all her boyfriends.

I’d need to examine her books. Especially between the covers.

I believe she has the right Form(s).

Mirror, mirror on the wall screw the taxes, which boy will do me?

I like your take on the original art, John. But two questions remain: 1) Will the tax PREPARER be that tax PAYER as well? 2) If that is so, how will SHE pay HIM back? Enquiring minds want to know!

Which one will do her taxes? The one most desperate one, of course. Need I say more? Have a Grand Monday y’all.

See how she fills in the extremely short form with his long addendum.

And O sweet lass if thy call doth fail, the IRS will send you to jail…(Burma Shave)…

she’s likely hoping for an extension…

Botox and implants do not count as medical deductions. But the pole in the bedroom may be if it is used for training at your job.