It actually doesn’t matter what you eat, or how much. If the weight of your poop is equal to or greater than the weight of your food, you have to lose weight,
My mothers doctor told her she needed to lose some weight. She snapped at him, ‘Do you think I don’t know that?’. He never said another thing about her weight.
dadthedawg Premium Member over 3 years ago
And you don’t even wear…..retainers.
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member over 3 years ago
The scale seems to be a little old. Public Health?
LookingGlass Premium Member over 3 years ago
If this keeps up, for the next weigh in, they might need a “weigh-station” scale!!
/SNARK/
Wilde Bill over 3 years ago
Doc loses more patients that way.
GROG Premium Member over 3 years ago
She’s certainly not rejecting food.
nosirrom over 3 years ago
She’s constipated?
jmworacle over 3 years ago
She isn’t fat, just “big boned”.
LeftCoastKen Premium Member over 3 years ago
… and don’t ask if the dress makes you look fat. It’s not the dress that makes you look fat, it’s the FAT that makes you look fat!
Skeptical Meg over 3 years ago
It actually doesn’t matter what you eat, or how much. If the weight of your poop is equal to or greater than the weight of your food, you have to lose weight,
Michael G. over 3 years ago
Reality bites. And chews and swallows, Gladys.
ChessPirate over 3 years ago
Wow, I hope the ER isn’t too busy…
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MuddyUSA Premium Member over 3 years ago
Oh dear, is this the female version……born loser?
raybarb44 over 3 years ago
I don’t think she was ever a petite. And Brutus will love her just as much as ever….
timbob2313 Premium Member over 3 years ago
Good gag Thorney
Moonkey Premium Member over 3 years ago
She will now find another less honest doctor.
cuzinron47 over 3 years ago
Nice examination room side manner, but true.
paranormal over 3 years ago
My mothers doctor told her she needed to lose some weight. She snapped at him, ‘Do you think I don’t know that?’. He never said another thing about her weight.