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Best I remember… idiot who went to court to fight a parking ticket. Parked in the judge’s designated spot… and had his car towed away and impounded.
finkd almost 4 years ago
It’s not that, Your Honor. He’s crying because he impaled his elbows on those spikes ringing the witness stand.
admiree2 almost 4 years ago
Cannot let that Dramatic Arts major with thousands of student debt go unused when the opportunity arises.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Maybe to you, but my record has been spotless. Unblemished in any way, until now. My life’s work – wasted.
sandpiper almost 4 years ago
But it’s his 20th ticket. Impounded car, insurance cancelled, jail time. What’s not to cry.
Zebrastripes almost 4 years ago
The court will take a 5 minute break so the witness can compose himself..
Technicholls almost 4 years ago
Bring in Judge Caprio.
phredturner almost 4 years ago
That’s how a life of crime begins
J Short almost 4 years ago
Gateway crime. Next, robbing banks.
donwalter almost 4 years ago
making the acting 101 course he took in school, start to pay…
Nyckname almost 4 years ago
He’s leaning directly on two of the spikes.
MuddyUSA Premium Member almost 4 years ago
And those spikes serve their purpose.
DCBakerEsq almost 4 years ago
Mercy of the Court!?!
raybarb44 almost 4 years ago
Then why a judge and what is with the spiked witness chair…..
WCraft almost 4 years ago
At least you didn’t find out about the dozen unpaid in my glove box…ooops!
Linguist almost 4 years ago
" Sorry, your honor. I was practicing for divorce court. "
kathleenhicks62 almost 4 years ago
He’s never had a ticket before and he know his insurance will be more- – - -That’e enough to cry about.
Bill The Nuke almost 4 years ago
Have you see what they charge for even a parking ticket? He’s crying because he knows what his wife will do when he gets home.
Ukko wilko almost 4 years ago
Best I remember… idiot who went to court to fight a parking ticket. Parked in the judge’s designated spot… and had his car towed away and impounded.