It’s not that, Your Honor. He’s crying because he impaled his elbows on those spikes ringing the witness stand.
Cannot let that Dramatic Arts major with thousands of student debt go unused when the opportunity arises.
Maybe to you, but my record has been spotless. Unblemished in any way, until now. My life’s work – wasted.
But it’s his 20th ticket. Impounded car, insurance cancelled, jail time. What’s not to cry.
The court will take a 5 minute break so the witness can compose himself..
Bring in Judge Caprio.
That’s how a life of crime begins
Gateway crime. Next, robbing banks.
making the acting 101 course he took in school, start to pay…
He’s leaning directly on two of the spikes.
And those spikes serve their purpose.
Mercy of the Court!?!
Then why a judge and what is with the spiked witness chair…..
At least you didn’t find out about the dozen unpaid in my glove box…ooops!
" Sorry, your honor. I was practicing for divorce court. "
He’s never had a ticket before and he know his insurance will be more- – - -That’e enough to cry about.
Have you see what they charge for even a parking ticket? He’s crying because he knows what his wife will do when he gets home.
Best I remember… idiot who went to court to fight a parking ticket. Parked in the judge’s designated spot… and had his car towed away and impounded.
David Waisglass and Gordon Coulthart
finkd over 3 years ago
It’s not that, Your Honor. He’s crying because he impaled his elbows on those spikes ringing the witness stand.
admiree2 over 3 years ago
Cannot let that Dramatic Arts major with thousands of student debt go unused when the opportunity arises.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 3 years ago
Maybe to you, but my record has been spotless. Unblemished in any way, until now. My life’s work – wasted.
sandpiper over 3 years ago
But it’s his 20th ticket. Impounded car, insurance cancelled, jail time. What’s not to cry.
Zebrastripes over 3 years ago
The court will take a 5 minute break so the witness can compose himself..
Technicholls over 3 years ago
Bring in Judge Caprio.
phredturner over 3 years ago
That’s how a life of crime begins
J Short over 3 years ago
Gateway crime. Next, robbing banks.
donwalter over 3 years ago
making the acting 101 course he took in school, start to pay…
Nyckname over 3 years ago
He’s leaning directly on two of the spikes.
MuddyUSA Premium Member over 3 years ago
And those spikes serve their purpose.
DCBakerEsq over 3 years ago
Mercy of the Court!?!
raybarb44 over 3 years ago
Then why a judge and what is with the spiked witness chair…..
WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago
At least you didn’t find out about the dozen unpaid in my glove box…ooops!
Linguist over 3 years ago
" Sorry, your honor. I was practicing for divorce court. "
kathleenhicks62 over 3 years ago
He’s never had a ticket before and he know his insurance will be more- – - -That’e enough to cry about.
Bill The Nuke over 3 years ago
Have you see what they charge for even a parking ticket? He’s crying because he knows what his wife will do when he gets home.
Ukko wilko over 3 years ago
Best I remember… idiot who went to court to fight a parking ticket. Parked in the judge’s designated spot… and had his car towed away and impounded.