Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for May 20, 2021

Damn. I hate it when they’re right.

People??? They are HUGHmons, the worst of the worst!! Even the Great Maker disavowed them, after She created them!!

/SHNARK/

He’s once more green with envy over Earth.

Trump worshipers….

He appears to be staring at Pam’s pair of … sights?

A lot of the materials have value and could be recycled… The people? Not so much.

Wow aliens are making sense

“Congress.”

“Were just a virus with shoes” -Bill Hicks

Oh No! I’m tired of us humans, being call Destructive Parasites by fat headed Aliens. Shoot him. Now!

I love mankind.

It’s people I can’t stand.

Televangelists: most destructive parasites on the planet.

Or to quote Stephen Falken, from the original ‘WarGames’: “And when we go, nature will start over. With the bees, probably. Nature knows when to give up, David.”

Though now, it will probably be the Asian Giant Hornets, unfortunately. :-(

So long and thanks for all the fish.

Nope…too easy

People who need a world are the unluckiest people in the universe.

fLOODED

It’s time to start a Peoples Lives Matter movement.

Well, if it wasn’t for mankind I don’t know where I would be. As for those who have such a low opinion of mankind, don’t worry you’re not going to have to live forever, your misery will soon end.

Hateful comments from the left in 3-2-1…

^ ^ ^ Idiocy from the right in 3 . . . 2 . . . 1 . . .

People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it. Fifteen hundred years ago everybody knew the Earth was the center of the universe. Five hundred years ago, everybody knew the Earth was flat, and fifteen minutes ago, you knew that humans were alone on this planet. Imagine what you’ll know tomorrow.