F Minus by Tony Carrillo for May 18, 2021

If I were up there, I’d want the trampoline moved way closer.

That trampoline must be made in Texas.

He can make a hundred bucks with a video on America’s Favorite Videos.

We used to jump off the roof on to the trampoline, but never from the trampoline on to the roof!

oh well, time to stomp through the roof and get it replaced.

Safely and trampoline can’t be used in the same paragraph.

let’s hope something springs to mind…

Ask that cat up in the tree. See if she has any good mews.

try turning it off and on again

From what I have seen of people going through trampolines, he was really taking his life in his hands.

What goes up…must come down.

watch that first step. it’s a doozie.

Contact Rapunzel in customer service

I’ve only ever seen trampolines on tampon ads.

In one year 300,000 people are hospitalized for trampoline accidents in the United States. Bouncy castles and other inflatables – only 100,000 people required emergency room care. :) :(

Might I suggest the use of a ladder?