Close to Home by John McPherson for May 22, 2021

I’d rather see the Piranha method

But… I’m a scorpio…

New meaning to the term “sleeps with the fishes”

Alrighty then! SCHOOLS out and FINished for the day!

Luca Brasi tried that method and it didn’t work out well!

Fish swim underwater all their lives. If you swim like them you will live underwater for the rest of your lives. (If you see Nicky the fin from Chicago down there, tell him I says “hi”)

Wait, these are bottom feeders!

McPherson missed a great opportunity to put Bleeb in the pool in mini scuba gear.

If we could actually harness and train the fishes those huge container ships wouldn’t be burning hundreds of millions of gallons of diesel every month.

Oh, good. At first glance at the picture I thought they were going to be piranha. Did not see where John was going with this one.

Hey Vito, take em out and let em swim with the fishes!

Yes we have trouble right here in River City

With a capital T, Which rhymes with P,

That stands for Pool.

Professor Harold Hill still at it, after all these years

Bad time to be a Cancer….

I don’t think that they can dog paddle though…..

Hope those aren’t rock bass, you’ll sink like a stone.

It’s BS and these people all took the bait.

You’d swim faster if those were piranha!

But we’d seriously recommend against going in to the deep end of the pool.

“… and class, after today’s swim, lunch will be sushi!”

This might just work, at least until the fish decide to swim deeper than their tethers.

A true Horrorscope.

He musta worked for the mob before.

BLEEB be back next week?

Fishes that, unlike you, don’t need to come up to the surface to breathe…

I am a Virgo. When are they going to tie me together with … uh, nevermind.

…and they’re Piranhas, so learn quickly.