La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for May 20, 2021

Like Trump himself, I’m of partial German heritage. Would I (emphasis on “I”) be accepted as a sca-… I mean volunteer?

Big Mistake, You engaged instead of slamming the Door in the face of these Trumpie the Clown worshippers !

Trumpanzee harpies and banshees. Krypto-Fascists.

I’m Mexican really! Then explain the Mexicans I know are Trumpers. There are more than you think. I do not understand how though.

Notice how the “Bobert” testifier added another rifle when she found out that she was speaking to Mexicans?

“Testifier” is an apt description. All we ever get from these people is their opinions about how great their Tangerine Twitler is. It’s all anecdotes, no evidence, no facts, just their say-so. (This was a lesson learned long ago by Madison Avenue, which is why all their TV commercials show smiling, satisfied “customers” instead of boring graphs and charts illustrating the scientifically demonstrated 0.5% benefit you get over the course of a year by using their product instead of their competitor’s.)

When people come to the door to preach to you, open the door wide and yell towards the back of the house “We can start now, the sacrifices are here!”

Turn to your visitors and tell them “Hurry up and get your clothes off, we’re running late”

Let me know how that works out, I’ve been dying to try it

They’ll happily take your money while kicking you in the butt…

According to Hiassen they call the women “potussies”.

Hey, Lalo! We know where you live. Expect to hear Kimberly Guilfoyle sing your praises at Sunrise at your doorstep soon!