Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for May 25, 2021

Who knew they would sound like a Jewish mother?

Reminds me of a verse in the Anthony Newley song: “With All Due Respect”:

https://youtu.be/p4TCWGiDfFg?t=81

This is why nobody wants rare talking dogs.

All animals talk…if you know how to listen.

Almost every dog I ever knew used that line, or variations thereof… including “I’m starving to death” and “No one ever feeds me.”

 

It doesn’t take a speech chip to hear it!

Guilt trip chip

“You gonna eat that?” Even though I’ve already given up 90% of my sandwich.

“dumb” animals mean they can’t speak (human) and they probably should remain that way

To me it looks like he should be saying “my butt itches”

No use spending money on a chip for cats. They would just say, “Meh.”

SQUIRREL!!

And the Divitas have a diva dog.