That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for May 12, 2021

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    BE THIS GUY  over 3 years ago

    The sculptor attracted customers by offering statues with interchangeable heads.

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 3 years ago

    You came in to buy a small bust, next thing you know you are buying a 10 foot sculpture. Your wife is going to be soo pissed.

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    rmremail  over 3 years ago

    Why, you’re right! He does look just like me! How much did you say this sculpture was again?

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    Strob  over 3 years ago

    Robert Plant getting inspiration for his poses in “The Song Remains the Same.”

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    rmremail  over 3 years ago

    Why does the artist have so many assistants lurking in the shadows? I think the ‘buyer’ is about to get mugged.

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    ronaldspence  over 3 years ago

    I said, “Heads up”, not heads down…

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    Kind&Kinder  over 3 years ago

    I’m afraid this buyer is going to be chiseled.

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    Buzzworld  over 3 years ago

    “I’m aghast and I don’t get aghasted very easily. What the hell is going on between his legs?”

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    Helen Frx  over 3 years ago

    You want a large bust, Madam? You already seem to have one.

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    jel354  over 3 years ago

    Still better than the stage production of “Cats.”

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    gopher gofer  over 3 years ago

    does ‘netherlandish’ mean ‘a bit like a netherland’…?

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    Reader  over 3 years ago

    Truly sir, this is a marbleous statue — don’t take it for granite.

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    Gameguy49 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    After 320 years it appears that this painting is overdue for a cleaning. I wonder what is actually there under all the grunge?

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    Call me Ishmael  over 3 years ago

    The sculpture is truly impressive/ the work of a manic obsessive/ anatomically true/(I would say – wouldn’t you?)/ but the client is somewhat regressive. /// The studio swarms with assistants/ who display an impressive resistance/ to the simplest of chores/ – they just squat on the floor/ and observe from a critical distance./// The sculpture will have to await/ the decision of some reprobate/ some magnate whose lawn/ has flamingos thereon/ will determine its ultimate fate.

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    PO' DAWG  over 3 years ago

    CLASS! CLASS! We have a guest today………. Officer Stadanko

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    Louis in Joliet  over 3 years ago

    I like the “Southern Netherlandish” description. Flemish has so many problems with it in this 21st century world. First would be, where is it and why isn’t in the UN. Second would be the 11-year-old in me giggling on about a country of phlegm

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    Another Take  over 3 years ago

    PATRON OF THE ARTS: Why yes, from this vantage point I CAN see that she is not wearing panties. I’LL TAKE IT!"

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    Linguist  over 3 years ago

    Baron Von Schtup was shocked to see the figure was circumcised. The artist ( who moonlighted as a mohel ) explained it was just a slip of the chisel.

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Okay, get those voyeurs out of here!

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    Holden Awn  over 3 years ago

    Make me a bust of a bust in the mouth!

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    mabrndt Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Sculptor workshop and visit of the collector

    https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Van_Den_Bossche,_Bottega_dello_scultore_con_visita_del_collezionista,_69x59.jpg 

    has info and links that point to more info about this roughly jumbo envelope size painting.

     

    https://digital.sciencehistory.org/works/v405sb34p 

    https://www.wga.hu/bio_m/b/bossche/biograph.html 

    https://www.proantic.com/en/display.php?id=743053 

    https://www.askart.com/artist/Balthasar_Van_Den_Bossche/11154656/Balthasar_Van_Den_Bossche.aspx 

    all have info, or links that point to more info, about this artist (again, askart.com can be read in full for free on Fridays), perhaps in addition to what’s pointed to by the title URL. First work by him used here.

     

    Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2705 (May 11, 2021) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.

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    Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member over 3 years ago

    So, is the sculpted guy holding a woman who is pregnant with a glowing alien baby? I’m not quite getting the perspective on that part of the statue.

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    MissScarlet Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Can someone please explain the monkey (ball and chain?!!) and the parrot. This is one very weird painting.

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    anomaly  over 3 years ago

    “How many heads are better than one?”

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    Impkins  Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Leonardo returns just in time to catch the vandals playing with his marbles! :>)

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    Running Buffalo Premium Member over 3 years ago

    “What’s the name of this sculpture?”

    “You better hold on to her tight! Just like a fish, she is slippery; and if she gets away; you won’t catch her again.”

    “That’s quite a long name …”

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    JH&Cats  over 3 years ago

    Is it supposed to be a copy of the Rape of the Sabines?

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