Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for May 25, 2021

“I can explain! My fists have a mind of their own!!”

Still waiting for “El Tornádo’s” identity reveal. ( I’m still holding out on it being Rodeo Jones).

I’d take Jenkins and flee, R.J.!

Ka-HYSTERICAL BROAD!

So just like Linus, ET also has an affectation for blankets? Is the mask an attempt to break a thumb sucking habit? (Get it? The ’Nuts reference? On the other hand, Sally did call Linus her “sweet babboo.”)

PS: to the powers that be, feel free to delete this post if you decide to correct Tuesday’s strip. I think you’ve got enough room there to do it! Heck, even if don’t correct Tuesday’s strip, feel free to delete this post!

He’s not too sweet now is he??? Kinda limp he is!!!

Well Soapy, it’s obvious that you fell for the right guy, especially since we saw him fall pretty hard.

Did RJ knock him out of his boots? That’s a true Haywire Haymaker KerPow !

Is that tinges / streaks of gray in Sopapilla’s hair?

So; as the gals of Haywire have their chest expansion, does it pull color from their hair, and curl their toes?

Please excuse me if someone pointed this out already, but they went back through the previous strips and gave Sopapilla the right skin tone in all of them. Thanks, Dan Thompson.

You, sir shall hear from Lucy VanPelt’s attorneys!

Let me mansplain what just happened…

KA-SWEET BABOO!

Your sweet baboo is an idiotic scumbag, Sopapilla. He should have know better than to threaten a Haywire.

KA-GOOD GRIEF!!!

NOW, HOLD ON, EVERYONE!!! This could actually work for the better…

Sopapilla wants to change the guy, right? Who wants to bet the new El Tornado (whomever he was before) wakes up with amnesia? Then, everyone convinces him that he’s a double agent working for Dutch. He’ll then help get Jenkins, Panama and RJ out of the country, and Rip Haywire and TNT can arrive just in time to help Panama get his boat back.

Because we can’t let those two miss out on all the fun, right?

Did he just knock out Jenkins, too? grin