Kliban by B. Kliban for May 19, 2021

Chicken with spaghetti?

Edwin has lost the thread of his life; it’s a yarn told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing. (so sorry, Billy the Bard)

Looks like turkeys.

I’m speechless.

Yarn wrapped roasters.

Say that five times….

Because why not?

With stuffing they would make delicious throw pillows!

The randomness is strong, Luke.

I’ve heard of Turkey in the straw, but not Turkey in the yarn….

Deeper meanings.

It keeps them occupied.

Aunt Edna was proud of her yarn chickens.

Now that is an improbable yarn.

He’s just a spool for love.

GoComics made me think how difficult it is for comic artists to be funny every day. Kliban just doesn’t bother.

Momma Leone’s Italian Whole Roast Chicken recipe called for cleaning and dressing the birds before roasting … Gramma Rosenthal misunderstood.

I think the cartoonist should post on every ‘toon the meaning of the gag. Could possibly save themselves a few “UNFOLLOWs”. Just sayin’.

This makes it very easy to floss…if you have very widely-spaced teeth that is…

Gotta appreciate the time and effort Kliban spent drawing all those lines. But I wish there were a point. I don’t even see why there are seven nails in the wall, but I can’t use my entire day figuring out the reference (if any).