Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for May 24, 2021

and Andy hasn’t taken a new driving lesson since?

Andy’s driving skills are all about driving people crazy.

Andy behind the wheel, perish the thought…

….and you weren’t supposed to park IN the canal.

Is that why German Field Marshal Erwin Rommel left Egypt? He heard that Private Capp was driving around.

Didn’t Andy drive a truck in the Army? Why did he need lessons?

I don’t recall seeing the Capp’s in a car.

Driving is a pain in the …. I’d rather walk or ride a bike…

Don’t know if this is funny or not as @AFFICIONADO has not posted!

@Number Three Today’s strip IS funny, our hero getting lessons and getting a driving license would be a National disaster , my avatar again is Rowan Atkinson as Mr Bean grinning because he’s happy like I am , how was your day? our Manic Monday will be busy as usual , but we will cope I hope , bulk shopping done this morning , we are both in a good mood and now we are waiting for Alex to come over and re-set my CCTV cams because they have stopped displaying on my desk-top monitor keep safe and thanks for caring young Lady

Technology hates me

He didn’t want to embarrass himself in front of the instructor.

Just the thing to buy a drunkard!

Andy may not be able to drive an automobile, but he does drive a good many people crazy, and/or to drink.

Police officer: “When did you last see your wife?”

“She was leaving the car, actually.”

“Was the car MOVING at the time?”

“Now that you mention it……….”

Knowing Andy, could he manage to get below .08 on a breath test before he drives?

I did want to learn to drive (I still own a provisional licence) but after a few years passed, I changed my mind.

It terrifies me quite frankly.

No doubt I’ll be treated as a second class citizen for my choice but Annelise isn’t bothered.

xxx

@Afficionado

Hey, Affie.

That sucks to hear that the cameras are not displaying on your monitor. Hope you get it sorted ASAP.

Next week I won’t be at my volunteering as it’s a Bank Holiday Monday in the UK. But I went today and it was fab as usual. I ended up getting some free food items before they went to the food bank. I got some yoghurts, 2 tins of hot dogs, a bottle of orange juice, a steak pie and 2 apples. Last Monday I got a packet of spaghetti, a tin of pink salmon and some of those biscuits with jam and cream inside.

Please note that not all of these were for me! I do live with 2 other people who are very near and dear to my heart.

I absolutely love it there and I hope it will turn into a real job one day.

Stay safe, stay well and stay happy, pal.

With Andy, driving lessons would be a crash course.

I knew I was not meant to drive when I received a speeding ticket on the written exam…