Bliss by Harry Bliss for June 05, 2021

Caught the wife in the back of a Nissan Cube?

“You can pee on the tires, on the gnomes, or anywhere in his yard.”

Strategic peeing is the new in thing in suburbia.

Mission Impossible …. Part 1 … Make it happen ;-)

“And tell your friends…”

Just don’t pee on the Tesla again, Sparky.

anyone who would pay good money for a nissan cube is by definition an idiot…

Is that the same guy that owned an Pontiac Aztec?

Agree with all the above, but instructing the dog, pee in the neighbors yard, not ours!I picked up a rescue that had been trained for such. She would make herself sick before she would let it out in her own yard.

What have the poor gnomes ever done to anybody?

Sniffle.

Folks, google “biker garden gnome” for some ideas for lawn ornaments that will intrigue your HOA.

Those aren’t gnomes. That’s his family.

Dogs should be walked on a leash or inside a secure fence for potty time.

And while you’re down there “take out” that stupid ass cat.

I don’t know why dog owners think everyone else’s property is their dog’s personal toilet.