Texts From Mittens by Angie Bailey for May 23, 2021

#dustless #nobunnies

Dust piles can look like toys.

#allweareisdustinthewind

#ohwoeisme

Oh, poor Mittens. Let the felt rhino console you.

“Dust to dust…”

#gravywouldhelp

#dustitute

A dust bunny is still a bunny of sorts and worthy prey.

#anotheronebitesthedust

For shame, Angie.

Honor is chasing her own fur tumbleweeds. She’s a DMH. Achilles prefers these plastic spring toys that Hubby got from the pet food store. He carries them in his mouth, then throws them, smacks them around, and “disembowels” them. Nimitz just likes the highest point he can reach so he can look down on everyone and everything.

Don’t cry, Mittens. I’ve got a houseful of dust bunnies I’m boxing up to send you. No return address in case your mom opens it.