FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for July 26, 2021

good job, Paige

You’re going to be sore tomorrow.

Gonna get tan lines where your watch was.

Gotta get a good tan so you’ll look hot for the lifeguards.

Major burn coming

My niece lives in Ireland a county noted for its hospitality and its lack of sunshine.

She lived with us one summer as she interned at the company where I work. My wife and I would go inside when the sun was beating down full force. That’s when she would come outside to sunbathe.

She sent pictures of her well-tanned body to her sisters back home.

I think i saw this same plot over in Rose in Rose last week.

And melanoma at 25.

Ask me, blondes shouldn’t want tans. The combination of yellow and brown evokes something disgusting.

Next up, a new character arises on an old character… Melanoma.

Sizzle…