I’m amused about all the conspiracy theories. Does the second dose of the vaccine deliver the software to make the microchip fully operational? Which dose makes you magnetic? What happens if you become magnetic & the software malfunctions lol. I’m sure the conspiracy theorist will have an answer although it will be the usual b…s…
I had my 2nd Pfizer shot at the end of April. Since then, my LTE network connection hasn’t fallen below 5 bars, and I’m able to listen in to the secure Toronto police channel. hehe
For those of you who pooh-pooh the idea that the government can make you a living magnet, and make you a part of their army to control all free people, the proof is here to be seen by all.
eromlig over 3 years ago
Quoth the raven: Control, Alt, Delete…
Leojim over 3 years ago
Great, a new conspiracy theory…….
Imagine over 3 years ago
Don’t worry. It’s running on Microsoft.
rekam Premium Member over 3 years ago
Just follow what Ralph said.
Aussie Down Under over 3 years ago
I’m amused about all the conspiracy theories. Does the second dose of the vaccine deliver the software to make the microchip fully operational? Which dose makes you magnetic? What happens if you become magnetic & the software malfunctions lol. I’m sure the conspiracy theorist will have an answer although it will be the usual b…s…
Hugh B. Hayve over 3 years ago
When I got my first one last week I asked them when my new superpowers kicked in.
Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 3 years ago
I had my second shot last week. Now I keep getting stuck on the fridge.
arthurseery over 3 years ago
Now you don’t have to carry your cell phone. Thank You
Zebrastripes over 3 years ago
…and some believe this!
zerotvus over 3 years ago
does it get me on a plane faster??
P51Strega over 3 years ago
The jokes on them. The chip can’t take effect until you read and accept the Terms of Service.
Lee26 Premium Member over 3 years ago
Today’s Reality Check and Off the Mark have similarly themed cartoons. Is it a conspiracy? Hmmmmm.
mistercatworks over 3 years ago
Look, the government can’t find Waldo with orbital surveillance. They can locate your phone; so it’s a moot point.
formathe over 3 years ago
the easiest test to see if you got the Gates shot is to go out into a field and say “Cortana, where am I”. if anything answers, you are good to go.
wrytercat over 3 years ago
Oh, so that’s really why they make you sit for 15 minutes. You restart when they send you on your way…
Allan CB Premium Member over 3 years ago
I had my 2nd Pfizer shot at the end of April. Since then, my LTE network connection hasn’t fallen below 5 bars, and I’m able to listen in to the secure Toronto police channel. hehe
Radish the wordsmith over 3 years ago
Hope you don’t get the blue screen of death.
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 3 years ago
No wonder, he’s married to George Orwell’s niece.
Howard'sMyHero over 3 years ago
My D-Con Decoder smells a rat …! (probably just Ralph)
admiree2 over 3 years ago
For those of you who pooh-pooh the idea that the government can make you a living magnet, and make you a part of their army to control all free people, the proof is here to be seen by all.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4swthVZ7O0
Buckeye67 over 3 years ago
The first shot stimulates your immune system, the second shot checks to see how excited it got.
zeexenon over 3 years ago
The next step is to watch a training film called “Flatliners.”
Sailor46 USN 65-95 over 3 years ago
What did people do before vaccines? Well, that is a point, except the point is they died.