Drabble by Kevin Fagan for June 14, 2021

…..but who’s counting?

It’s past time to put that trashcan somewhere else, maybe under the sink, where Wally can’t get at it.

I don’t think dogs can count past 2. None, one, two and many.

What’s with the flag of the rare Amazonian parrot?

Ok, we’ve had a flag for Wally, one for Bob, now the only pet not honored is Oogie…

Wally says, I am a force of nature. Lions do what they do, and I do this.

I’ve had many dogs and none of them got into the trash. Under-achievers all.

Feed the poor little guy then!!!!

You might consider a taller, weighted trash receptacle. Call me foolish, call me irresponsible …

An honest dog, not a good dog mind you but an honest dog…..

At least he’s keeping track.

“Dachshunds know right from wrong. They’re just willing to take the consequences if wrong is more convenient.” – Book on them we got shortly after getting our first two dachshunds

June is smiling at Wally! : )

Compost!!!

Not that we’re counting or anything (as others have said) …

Fun. Made me chuckle.

Fagan has beaten this joke to death. The “dog in the trash” is far too simple to fix to keep rehashing it.