Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for June 07, 2021

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    Tyge  over 3 years ago

    Unless you have supportive undergarments, thatā€™s not rolling ā€œoff,ā€ thatā€™s rolling ā€œaround,ā€ Janis! 8^ )

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    alasko  over 3 years ago

    Donā€™t milk the jokeā€¦.

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    John Smith  over 3 years ago

    Maybe they should just call the whole thing off.

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    nosirrom  over 3 years ago

    If Janis wants the fat to roll off she can come over to my house and change the A/C filter in the attic. I changed the filter a couple of days ago. It was 80F outside but the attic felt like it was over 100F. It didnā€™t take long but when I was finished I looked like I had taken a shower with my clothes on.

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 3 years ago

    You gain it back when they give you IVs in the hospital for heat stroke.

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    Michael G.  over 3 years ago

    But upstairs itā€™s air conditioned!

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    jarvisloop  over 3 years ago

    Iā€™m sure that Jimmy did not intend for a connection to exist, but, as soon as I read ā€œlife-giving fluids,ā€ I remembered the ā€œā€¦precious bodily fluidsā€¦ā€ line in ā€œDr. Strangelove.ā€

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    adenning2  over 3 years ago

    I spent Memorial Day weekend in hospital for kidney stone; the pain was excruciating and it took four different painkillers (including two shots of morphine, which did nothing) to lessen the pain ā€˜til the stone passed. It was tiny, luckily, but I was told to drink lots of water here in Florida, which I hadnā€™t been. Lesson learned, the hard way. She should be carrying a bottle of water instead of that phone.

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    ChessPirate  over 3 years ago

    Aww, donā€™t sweat itā€¦ ć‹”

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    Michael G.  over 3 years ago

    FTR, ā€œfatā€ is a *live-giving fluid". Try living without any!

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    RobertaPyle  over 3 years ago

    My husband and I made up a little jingle while we take our daily walk. The last two lines are, ā€œSomeoneā€™s really sweating a lot, Thatā€™s just fat crying!ā€

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    GregSearcy  over 3 years ago

    I am sweating just thinking of all the talk of foundation garments/supportive undergarments. Go easy, I am an old man.

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    Lightpainter  over 3 years ago

    Wrong, Janis.

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    Chuck2Carol Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Kudos to JJ for etching in the sweat patches under Janisā€™ armpits. Extra points for accuracy in a ā€™toon!

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  over 3 years ago

    Eat less fast or bad carbs to lower your fat level. Also increase activity too over time.

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    Boise Ed Premium Member over 3 years ago

    If itā€™s water (sweat) ā€œrolling off,ā€ youā€™ll soon get it back. If itā€™s really fat, you donā€™t have to.

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