Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for June 17, 2021

“With a nose like that, he don’t need no bamboo….” – Horace Peterkin

That IS the $64,000 question, isn’t it? I vote for she climbs down, cause if he climbs up he is going to run out of space for his sniffer.

Girl, think about this for a minute- how many lies did he tell to get a honker that long?

Don’t you believes him! He a big liar.

I see a pole dance in the near future.

She could slide down.

“Are you a real boy?”

Slide down – fun and fun

I guess making out is out of the question? I guess they are pandemic good as well.

Pinocchio has been bad … perhaps Rapunzel likes bad boys …

Climb down and Be Free!

How about I slide down on that lying nose of yours?

Kind of a hairy question for her.

Will their children have long nose hair?

He’s made of “naughty” pine. She’ll get splinters.

Slide down. Right into his face. She’s free but he needs surgery.

What’s he been telling her?

He’s not to be trusted.

She shouldn’t believe him; he"s clearly lying.

She could get a splinter..

What a conundrum.