Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for June 16, 2021

So much better than screaming.

“Engorgio!” Oops, wrong spell.

Any one else wondering how big the spider is and if it can talk?

He knows … the only time she compliments him … like that … she wants something.

Just tell the spider to go to a new Web-Site.

Blanche knows magic words, too!!

Blanche, if you are worried about what spiders eat. All you need to do is just check it up on the web.

The spider is probably in the shower looking for some water to relax in and practice some fly-fishing.

But first, you may want to wash off all that butter she used on you, Wiz!

Boris the Spider.

Wiz was sus of her from the first second.

Oy! I have to do my own spider killing…good thing I’m not on candid camera…..lol

(senses awkward questioning in the cartoon)

lotta bare knees in this one!

Time to bring in Garfield, Wiz!

I hate being manipulated like that. One reason I’m single.

Beat tool to harvest huge wolf spiders we used to have in far NW Tucson village of Catalina AZ is a vacuum with a long tube attachment. Suck ’em off the ceiling.

My wife would just tell me to kill it. She would exclude the phony platitudes….

He’s probably had a heart attack and died when he saw Blanche in the shower.

Hahahahahahahahaha!

I’ve just noticed that Wiz’s clothing is pretty short, almost the same as Ziggy’s, no pants, either.