Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for June 04, 2021

The GQPers would love this to be true.

By Halloween, I’ll be naming the numerous criminal indictments against Donny Boy while dressed as Rudy Tooty and doing my best Sesame Street Count impression.

The George Jetson look is sooo boring… and a choking hazard.

If you vote Republican, the Terrorists Win!!

There is still the possible outcome that is the disintegration of the Republican party.

Republican: “You can’t tear down statues of our Founding Fathers! That’s erasing history!”

Liberal: “Alright, fine, we’ll keep them up. Speaking of history, we need to start documenting the events of the insurrection from 2021 for the books.”

Republican: “Hey-hey-hey, whoa-whoa-whoa! WHOA! …Hey… Whoa…”

What’s REALLY terrifying is that this is NOT that far-fetched.

One of our congresspeople from Georgia is telling us that was just a normal Capitol tour, and it’s someone other than Miss Kookoo-Bananas who’s always in the news. Thanks for representing!

Ten months and utterly forgotten? I think it will be Benghazied for quite a while and marked as “Insurrection Day”.

Wait until they find out that a D-list game show host and failed real estate developer was actually elected president.

Keep in your memory

The sixth day of January,

Red hat sedition and plot.

Make it your mission

That red hat sedition

Shall never be forgot!

To list “BLM” and “abortion” as examples of “erasing history” is incoherent even for a hard core conservative. At least “removing Confederate memorials” could be a topic for debate.

So the future is now…

I can’t help wondering what Percival Dunwoody would make of it all.

Jane..! Stop this crazy thing.

“It wasn’t us, it was the other guys, it was just tourists, all the videos and social media posts of us bragging about doing it are fake, it didn’t happen…but in August we’re gonna do it again!”

This is odd. Tom The Dancing Bug is usually satire.

Excellent! He wins the Comics, today!

But it’s conFusion…

“If treason doth prosper why what’s the reason; if treason prospers none dare call it treason”…