The Barn by Ralph Hagen for June 16, 2021

If you don’t mind, I’d rather not.

So Jack and Jill when up the hill to stay at an Airbnb?

Little Jack Horner sat in a corner eating his take out only Christmas pie

Their dog is called Spotify.

Little Miss Muffet sat on her La-Z-Boy recliner…

Have another Puff, guys.

Mother Goose got banned from Face book …again!

See Spot lose his identity to the tik-tok masters in china.

Tsk, Spot’s on Yelp…

See Tock tik-tok. Tik-tok talk Tock. (Now let’s see who remembers The Phantom Tollbooth.)

The 3 little pigs called D.R. Horton.

Twinkle, twinkle, little cell tower..

If it’s running, it’s past time to see a doctor. Sounds like an STD!