Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for July 22, 2021

Sorry Aunty maybe sixty years ago you were sexy. Now you’re just hard to look at.

I just set my glare to disintegrate.

I don’t care if people know

No one should be asking anyone that. It’s incredibly rude.

In which world, Aunty? You need to understand the, er…gravity of the situation!

There are those “non-existent” boobs.

I am pulling the planet towards me with a force of 200 pounds.

being so sexy at your advanced age must weigh on you…

Recycled, disgusting drawing. It’s little wonder why you are losing readers.

but then they know you’re lying…

Set Phasers to “mortify”.

(益) ⚠️ ███

Before my wife died in March whenever I donated blood, I would reply Two Hundred Forty Two(too) much. Now I am at 194 and falling.

Just ask them if their hospital insurance is up to date…

AAAAAAAGH I DID NOT NEED THIS SO EARLY IN THE MORNING

I think you did lose a little weight. Your boobs don’t go to you knees anymore.

Thats a typical female response. It’s TWO hundred and sexy

EWWW!! There’s that picture of me again! Ugh!

I was married to a woman 24 years older than I. It truly is in the eye of the beholder.

So long as you believe it, Aunty.