Drabble by Kevin Fagan for June 26, 2021

Well, there goes the Boy Scout…..merit badge.

I could never make s’mores, either. The marshmallow keeps catching on fire.

Oh you dimwit! I’ve never eaten a s’more. Don’t like marshmallows unless they are burnt.

Kevin, didn’t you play Pa Walton? Oh, never mind.

Some people have as little brains as a computer and need you to explain every single step of a process.

A list of Ingredients does not a Recipe make.

Should have shown him how to make one, Ralph (and all hail the flag of summer)!

for other people it seems. :D

I tried to make s’mores from marshmallow cream, Hershey’s nibbles, and graham crackers in the microwave. . .didn’t taste too bad, but WHAT A MESS!!!!

Complete idiot!

This is happening more and more. Studies in England are showing that kids there don’t know how to peel an orange.

Parenting 101: Teach your kids how to make smores.

I’m impressed that he speared the chocolate bar.

You first mistake here, Ralph, was allowing to be around an open flame.

Way overrated snack. Somebody needs to invent soft graham crackers.

You can’t fix stupid.

20 years ago this coulda been a Polish joke.