F Minus by Tony Carrillo for July 18, 2021

All the clouds are gone. There’s no more rain. All the terrestrial life is gone. Even you vegans are going to starve.

It’s mostly fat….

The only reason they evolved past eating meat is because “To Serve Man” is on back order.

Yorgspltzk was about to relapse.

However, we don’t taste like chicken. Or so I’m told.

“They’re made out of meat!” – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tScAyNaRdQ

Carillo must be one of those…

I feel personally attacked. Not that they’d eat me anyway. I am defiantly not drug free. Drugs are getting expensive again or maybe it’s just my health plan. In the world of organic free range meat, I’m a cow pasture mushroom somewhere in the New Mexico dessert.

They are easy to catch too, and they are everywhere!

We’re way too salty to be healthy…& full of chemicals!

Americans, yes. Cubans and Venezuelans, no.

Prtstar: More Impossible Human, Zygrok? Zygrok: Why yes, thank you! You must give me the recipe.

Yeah, some alien species is going to know that and lick their lips…

Soylent Green is available…

You are just so proud of yourselves, EAT ME saucer boys…..

We shall just confiscate their rain forests and farms and leave in peace.

Today is filled with alien content! This is like the fourth or fifth one already. lol