Reality Check by Dave Whamond for June 22, 2021

How about with a 14 foot lance?

For the last year, i’ve been a low rent jouster, a mask instead of a helmet and only a six foot pole.

Great comment from Ralph.

But would you touch that with a ten foot lance? ;D

Shirley you joust!

“You don’t have to touch it with any kind of pole. Here, just take it in your hands.”

Maybe Sir-Lies-A-Lot can apply for the job…after all, he knows when to hold it and knows when to blow it…

Joust a minute. Let me check with my agent.

the outfit seems kind of heavy if you plan to fly with an ostrich

You’ll poke your eye out with that thing!

Sorry … after checking my chain mail, I joust don’t have the time …!

How’d they get the blood to swirl like that, like a barber’s pole?

Am I the only one who thought of ZZ Top?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDgXDTZl3xU

Freelancing, can you take care of this boil?