I’m of two minds here. The theists say that we would be “perfected” in heaven – so either he shouldn’t need glasses anymore, or he should be crispy with a BBQ rub turning on a spit…
A bit of trivia. This is actually the original joke. Though the chicken in the joke is a cowardly person who wants to kill themselves (due to the great depression) by jumping in front of car or truck and getting to the other side (that is, dying).
Croms over 3 years ago
The sky is falling!
Bilan over 3 years ago
Now we’ll never know!
ronaldspence over 3 years ago
Why did the semi cross the chicken?
Major Matt Mason Premium Member over 3 years ago
Dead chick
In the middle of the road
Cluckin’ to high heaven…
mr_sherman Premium Member over 3 years ago
Now he’s got armadillo stripes.
STEPUP over 3 years ago
He almost got de-boned!!
wldhrsy2luv over 3 years ago
So, that’s why!
Nate England over 3 years ago
Holy Cluck!
Nate England over 3 years ago
That’s what you call, “Tenderized Chicken.”
iggyman over 3 years ago
Hope that’s not the Colonel behind the podium!
pschearer Premium Member over 3 years ago
For many years I asked “Why did the chicken hold a seance?”
julie.mason1 Premium Member over 3 years ago
Same answer as “Why did the christian cross themself”.
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 3 years ago
Wow… Colonel Sanders grew his beard out!
Zebrastripes over 3 years ago
This is cluckin AWSOME
Out of the Past over 3 years ago
Where good chickens go.
jdthird over 3 years ago
I’m of two minds here. The theists say that we would be “perfected” in heaven – so either he shouldn’t need glasses anymore, or he should be crispy with a BBQ rub turning on a spit…
Michael G. over 3 years ago
Welcome! This way to our heated swimming pool.
Alverant over 3 years ago
But he’s a roaster, shouldn’t he have been set to the other other side?
uniquename over 3 years ago
Eggcellent cartoon today!
Cincoflex over 3 years ago
Spatchcock of the walk
kartis over 3 years ago
I always thought the joke had a deeper meaning.
Ivan Araque over 3 years ago
I have nothing else to say but the comments are awesome, keep clucking, this joke could extend ad infinitum …
Indianapolis Smith over 3 years ago
The alternative location: KFC
WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago
Shouldn’t there be gold street that the chicken has to cross first?
sinjinnc over 3 years ago
I long for the day when chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.
Lablubber over 3 years ago
The road was the Chuck Norris highway. Nobody crosses Chuck Norris and survives.
zeexenon over 3 years ago
Died from multiple comminuted fractures to the wishbone.
johnschutt over 3 years ago
Romans 10:9 because, if you confess with your mouth that Jesus is Lord and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved.
UpaCoCoCreek Premium Member over 3 years ago
… now what was I comin’ over here for?
angelolady Premium Member over 3 years ago
This is clever and a great LOL!!
RonaldHeater over 3 years ago
He must have needed new glasses. Then he would have seen before crossing.
PaulLeckner over 3 years ago
Roadkill.
flingebunt over 3 years ago
A bit of trivia. This is actually the original joke. Though the chicken in the joke is a cowardly person who wants to kill themselves (due to the great depression) by jumping in front of car or truck and getting to the other side (that is, dying).