In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for June 25, 2021

Aww, Killjoy!

They must be Dodger fans.

this is one way to get people for jury duty

“Can we make a beer cup snake, your honor?”

Judge: “Order. You are here to serve on a jury. We will divide in two teams and put up a net. The team on the right will serve first. Each of you will serve as you rotate positions. I will judge all violations.”

Create a mosh pit and throw the judge into it

Pretty random. Has anyone ever heard of beach balls in the courtroom being a problem before?

“…and no doing the wave!”

“Get more interesting witnesses!”

You would get more people for jury duty if they could hit a beach ball around. Might even help their concentration

Especially since that was one of the crime exhibits…

And Mr Mason. Councillor, you will refrain from you distractions and unruly behavior.

That’s Exhibit A. I don’t want to know what the charges are.