Crabgrass by Tauhid Bondia for July 24, 2021

Miles’ dad is speaking the language of the gods.

Looks like that five bucks isn’t gonna be as easily earned as originally thought, eh boys? ;-)

Looks like Dad wants an audience for his new career as an old school rapper.

With all those magic words, it better be some spectacular magic trick.

Dad hip is not “hip dad”…

They have already lost.

Sugarhill Gang…Lol

When your father raps, you know you’re in for some embarrassment.

As the magical incantation continues dark clouds obscure the sky, lightning crackles in the air around them and the earth groans in protest. Dogs throughout the city howl in terror as the lights in the building begin to flicker on and off to the rhythm of the spell and the boys flee in mindless terror before he can show the horror that is the three of clubs.

dad puts the hip in hip replacement…

Not a rap fan but this white boy liked it

Rapper’s Delight” has gone down in history as the first commercially successful hip-hop single, and one of the longest at nearly 15 minutes. It is, and will continue to be, one of the most influential songs in hip-hop. Its beat, which samples the bass from Chic’s “Good Times,”

https://genius.com/Sugarhill-gang-rappers-delight-lyrics

Rock-rock, y’all, a get on the floor

That many magic words means he’s lost the card.

And – with some well done scatting – I’m going to create a new song!

I can’t wait ‘til he gets to the part about “ho-tel, mo-tel, Holiday Inn… If yo’ girl starts acting up…”

“Rapper’s Delight” is a classic.