Peanuts by Charles Schulz for July 29, 2021

sunburnt teeth… how original {eye roll}

That’s a new one.

“If it would make you keep your mouth shut, then yes.”

“I’d rather that you have sunburned eyes, Lucy. That would mean that you wouldn’t be able to see and thus wouldn’t be able to play.” ;/

Use face mask.

Will that give her shady things to say?

Lucy went and got herself some cheap sunglasses. RIP, Dusty Hill.

Jake and Elwood called. They want their mouth guard back.

Maybe it will filter some of her speech?

Sunglasses over your mouth doesn’t make a good face mask to stop COVID spread.

So she’s more concerned about her teeth than her ability to play baseball?

If she keeps her mouth shut, she’ll be fine. And Charlie Brown be better off, also.

She’s gearing up for some chatter- most of it at her own team :/

Then why aren’t they on your eyes?

Think of it as a whitening method, Lucy…

Awww, I was hoping it would prevent her from speaking.

BALK!

one of Lucy’s little-known facts. somewhat like “the world is getting smaller because of people constantly eroding it away by walking on it and dragging their feet” or “leaves don’t fall off in the fall, they jump before the squirrels can get them”

Sometimes I think her brain is sunburned.

Dump the girl, if you want to even imagine winning a game, round head.

Try putting the glove on your head and facing the wrong direction; you’ll probably be just as effective.

Before there was teeth whitening kits…

Yes he would. You’re teeth don’t see the ball in order to catch it. And you don’t catch the ball in your teeth, which would be prvented by wearing those shades that way.