The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for June 23, 2021

No pressure…..

Failure is not an option.

I have a “suspicion” that it was Veeblefester that messed-up the Acme account in the first place!! So now, he’s sending Brutus to “correct” his own FUBAR!!!

/SHEESH/

You return or the Chief will have no the blame for his failures.

If it’s so important, why are you sending Brutus?

Veeblefester sure is a bright ray of sunshine!

If I didn’t know better, I would think Veeblefester was taking lessons from my dad. (If you get a dent in my car, just keep driving, son.) Brings back so many memories of the dearly departed. Well, departed anyway. (I kid dad, honest.)

Warden, err I meant Boss, Veeblefester is sending the right man.

Acme does have an impressive product line. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9m7evoFF83c Maybe Brutus could bring some samples back to the office.

Veebs will always need a whipping boy. Your job is safe, Thorny.

Confidence like that will just guarantee success…

Military told us that – this is a dangerous mission – most of you will not come back. Your country is grateful for your action. (BS talk – best way to ensure utter screwups)

Nothing better than a pep talk from the boss. Go get ‘em Brutus!

He passed “at first you don’t succeed” a loooooong time ago…

“If it ain’t broke, you ain’t tryin’…”

Try and get Wile E Coyote to put in a good word about the fall line of tea cozies, He’s their best customer.

Feeblevester doesn’t really want the Acme account. That’s why he’s sending Brutus, although he’d never admit it.

Why would you want to restore the Acme account, they only have one customer, some coyote dude.

Veeblefester has a somewhat medieval management style, rule through fear.

Pinche Patron!

Is Veeblefester of Spartan decent?