Ben also was our first postmaster general that became our postal system and he devised the lending library system. A mixed blessing. The postal system has continued to evolve, but with difficulty. The library system fostered learning for some of our greatest leaders in all fields.
Did the lady get charged an extra half fare?
T-Rexes had millions of years before man arrived. They were done in by a natural disaster. Even if we are given the amount of time, will we suffer a similar fate? Some say we are closer than we think.
Cumulative human births from the dawn of modern homo sapiens 50,000 years ago total about 110 billion people. https://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-16870579
2 believes – 1 not (prove it – guesses can be wrong as much as they can be right that ‘s why they’re called guesses)the poor lady was trying to figure out how she was going to get into her bikini since she was gaining a little weightand that’s why the government leaders want to print more money, because it’s so cheap to make t-rexes do not make good volleyball players so they were phased out of existence before the census so numbers had to be guessed
My story today is about a gentleman getting his very first prostate exam! When he returns home, the wife asked how it went! He said “It was awful!” “The Doctor told me to drop my pants and shorts and bend over from the waist.” “Then he put his left hand on my shoulder and…..no wait…he put his right hand on my shoulder and then…..wait a minute…..that SOB had both hands on my shoulders!” I’m gonna sail off into the sunset now! See ya next week on a brand new show! ;o)
I wish they would mass produce a bunch of $2 bills into our economy. It’d make things a lot easier. I think it’d also increase the amount of tips service people receive.
Here’s images and video of the woman on the plane with her baby: https://people.com/human-interest/woman-gives-birth-on-flight-help-nurses-doctor-on-board/
I’ve never understood how a woman can not know she’s pregnant. This is not the first time that I’ve heard this. I would think that not having a period for five or so months would give her a clue.
lets pretend it was 1 million years (it wasn’t but hey).. that’d be 2,500 T-rex born annually on a landmass equal to all our current continents. These things must have been quite rare.
wmwiii Premium Member over 3 years ago
If she didn’t know she was pregnant, how did they know the baby was 11 weeks premature?
sandpiper over 3 years ago
Ben also was our first postmaster general that became our postal system and he devised the lending library system. A mixed blessing. The postal system has continued to evolve, but with difficulty. The library system fostered learning for some of our greatest leaders in all fields.
Did the lady get charged an extra half fare?
T-Rexes had millions of years before man arrived. They were done in by a natural disaster. Even if we are given the amount of time, will we suffer a similar fate? Some say we are closer than we think.
therese_callahan2002 over 3 years ago
And another T-Rex banged a gong.
Brian G Premium Member over 3 years ago
Meanwhile it costs 2¢ to mint a penny and more than 7¢ to mint a 5¢ piece for a total loss of more than $100 million a year in seigniorage alone.
jpsomebody over 3 years ago
It sounds like T-Rex doesn’t like to ask for directions either.
Flynn White Premium Member over 3 years ago
Speaking of Benjamin Franklin, it may not be politically correct to say this, but he was a great American President.
FreyjaRN Premium Member over 3 years ago
Pity about the money. I liked loonies and twonies when I was in Toronto.
markhughw over 3 years ago
Cumulative human births from the dawn of modern homo sapiens 50,000 years ago total about 110 billion people. https://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-16870579
Huckleberry Hiroshima over 3 years ago
And they got it on and banged a gong.
Take care, may famed record producer Floyd $hord be with you, and gesundheit.
tremaine53 over 3 years ago
So… there was T-Rex overpopulation. I’m sure birth control was difficult to acquire, back in that era.
tremaine53 over 3 years ago
I once took a really big leak, when, I didn’t even know that I needed to go! That’s the same thing as Lavinia Mounga, right?
HunterIsACriminal over 3 years ago
why the difference in cost to print the paper money? volume or security features? curious, I am.
Saddenedby Premium Member over 3 years ago
2 believes – 1 not (prove it – guesses can be wrong as much as they can be right that ‘s why they’re called guesses)the poor lady was trying to figure out how she was going to get into her bikini since she was gaining a little weightand that’s why the government leaders want to print more money, because it’s so cheap to make t-rexes do not make good volleyball players so they were phased out of existence before the census so numbers had to be guessed
J Short over 3 years ago
When I saw that 2.5 billion T-Rexes, I thought it was custom made for Jason; what a perfect set-up.
artegal over 3 years ago
Why am I underwhelmed that 2.5 Billion T-Rexes lived over several million years?
J. R. M. over 3 years ago
Luckily she was not on an international flight or she would have an “issue” with immigration authorities.
joefearsnothing over 3 years ago
My story today is about a gentleman getting his very first prostate exam! When he returns home, the wife asked how it went! He said “It was awful!” “The Doctor told me to drop my pants and shorts and bend over from the waist.” “Then he put his left hand on my shoulder and…..no wait…he put his right hand on my shoulder and then…..wait a minute…..that SOB had both hands on my shoulders!” I’m gonna sail off into the sunset now! See ya next week on a brand new show! ;o)
Teto85 Premium Member over 3 years ago
Then there must have been 25 to 40 billion herbivorous dinosaurs wandering around at that time
diegot over 3 years ago
How does a woman not know she’s pregnant? Isn’t there something not happening each month?
dv1093 over 3 years ago
I wish they would mass produce a bunch of $2 bills into our economy. It’d make things a lot easier. I think it’d also increase the amount of tips service people receive.
Cminuscomics&stories Premium Member over 3 years ago
How much did Lavinia get charged for medical services?
ncorgbl over 3 years ago
The woman, winner of the competition at the past ‘Oktoberfest’, was on her way to compete at Honolulu’s beer festival.
DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME! HP printer ink is triple the cost.
Birth control was impossible with those little arms.
Nicole ♫ ⊱✿ ◕‿◕✿⊰♫ Premium Member over 3 years ago
Here’s images and video of the woman on the plane with her baby: https://people.com/human-interest/woman-gives-birth-on-flight-help-nurses-doctor-on-board/
CharlesBrickner1 over 3 years ago
I’ve never understood how a woman can not know she’s pregnant. This is not the first time that I’ve heard this. I would think that not having a period for five or so months would give her a clue.
frogman0628 over 3 years ago
lets pretend it was 1 million years (it wasn’t but hey).. that’d be 2,500 T-rex born annually on a landmass equal to all our current continents. These things must have been quite rare.
lummysdad about 3 years ago
I was going to say 800 born a year and I guess I just did.