Close to Home by John McPherson for June 21, 2021

I thought it was called The Sasquatch State!!

The guy who named Oregon the “Beaver State” ought to be CASTOR-ATED! (Look up the scientific name for a beaver and this joke will connect.;-D)

Finally truth in advertising!

Nice going beavers – way to “help” the “cause” – good way to get yourselves cancelled.

NY lifted all Covid restrictions, so beavers are in season.

Oy

A chew!

Oregon, the state where gangs of thieves roam the streets with saws-alls and cut off your catalytic converter unheeded by the police who won’t do anything to stop them but they WILL stop you from driving without it because of environmental laws.

I’m sure the rioters……excuse me, “peaceful protestors”…….in Portland will have something else to protest over now that you’ve offended their state.

Hope their hotel is not wooden

Looks like Bleeb is waving back at the Beaver.

“You know honey, it’s hard to imagine a beaver chewed that si……

….Dang it, Bleeb! Roll the window down if you’re gonna do that!”

It’s not their fault that if they don’t chew things down their teeth will grow until they kill themselves.

Oh, can’t you just tell us?

Busy little beavers for sure! Hi there Bleeb!

I heard the western part of the state wants to join Idaho. If only they could.

Further down the road they started seeing telephone poles across the road…

Dam it.

Bleeb’s on a summer road trip! Have fun, Bleeb!

OK, they knew the place was infested with beavers, why didn’t they use metal poles.

I like beavers.

oh the irony

One dam thing after another with beavers.