The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for July 18, 2021

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    dadthedawg Premium Member over 3 years ago

    …..a miracle.

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    LookingGlass Premium Member over 3 years ago

    An event to be heralded by the angels – on high!!

    /SHMIRK/

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    Wilde Bill  over 3 years ago

    I guess now would be a good time to explain the concept of “Handicap” in golf.

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    Ahuehuete  over 3 years ago

    Brutus has plenty of company.

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    jmworacle  over 3 years ago

    Hades would’ve frozen over.

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    nosirrom  over 3 years ago

    It’s called skill. Not that I would know anything about that.

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    Bullet Bronson Premium Member over 3 years ago

    I know what your problem is, Brutus. You’re using an iron on a 396 yard par 4. You should be using a wood, probably a one wood.

    I’m just making this up. I’ve never played golf.

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    Jeff0811  over 3 years ago

    That sure looks different than any golf courses I have ever been on. Where are the windmills? Where are the waterfalls and volcanoes? I once hit a shot on such a course and searched high and low for the ball. 5 minutes later I discovered I hit a hole in one. Got a gift certificate to our local ice cream shop. Best golf day ever.

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    zzeek  over 3 years ago

    I used to talk trash about golf having not (tried) playing it. My brother played often and talked me into going with him so he could teach me to play. Can’t say I learned to play, however, I did learn it’s a skill I ain’t got. I no longer badmouth golf players. Lesson learned in an embarrassing hard way.

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    Michael G.  over 3 years ago

    He’s a hooker, all right.

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    krs27  over 3 years ago

    I only play golf on days that end in y

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    Looneytunes65  over 3 years ago

    HAHAHAHA

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    DenO Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Golf is a game of discovery… Anyone see my ball?

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Brutus, of all things is an honest guy!

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Does that go for left handed golfers as well?

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    raybarb44  over 3 years ago

    Brutus would use the term “Lucky”. Don’t be ashamed. I am envious of your attitude. Keep duffing away……

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    heathcliff2  over 3 years ago

    Most of mine vanished somewhere in the 150 to 210 degree range.

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    tinstar  over 3 years ago

    It’s ironic how so many people bad-mouth golf, when they’ve never played it (present company, excluded!). It’s extremely hard, without lots of practice, and, unlike almost every other sport I can think of, the idea is to get the lowest score, as opposed to the highest. If the powers that be would reverse that, I would have a shot at an excellent career, in golf!I will concede one point, however… it’s a great sport to watch, when someone needs a nap!

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    ChessPirate  over 3 years ago

    A Hice? A Slook?

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    kathleenhicks62  over 3 years ago

    A hole in one?!

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    rhpii  over 3 years ago

    A serendipity.

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    rhpii  over 3 years ago

    Love the cap Brutus, I have one just like it!

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    paranormal  over 3 years ago

    I learned something today. I hope I’ll remember it…

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    KEA  over 3 years ago

    i know the feeling (sigh)

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    CorkLock  over 3 years ago

    NATIONAL ICE CREAM DAY folks. ENJOY. I’M “HOOKED” ON OLD FASHION CHURN VANILLA, SPOON FED BY LOVELY YOUNG LASS. DON’T WAKE ME.

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    CorkLock  over 3 years ago

    Golf is a great game to catch the SCREAMING MEEMIES!

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    JesseLouisMartinez  over 3 years ago

    You call it lucky but for him it never happens

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    Lightpainter  over 3 years ago

    Only play golf while drunk. That way, you have an excuse for missing and blowing shots, getting a lousy score, and won’t get mad at the game ( hopefully).

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    christelisbetty  over 3 years ago

    Brutus, it’s called a hole in one.(Or to my niece at 5 years old, after we played Put-Putt, I got a hole in the one!")

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    Sailor46 USN 65-95  over 3 years ago

    True, except for a Left-hander.

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