That sure looks different than any golf courses I have ever been on. Where are the windmills? Where are the waterfalls and volcanoes? I once hit a shot on such a course and searched high and low for the ball. 5 minutes later I discovered I hit a hole in one. Got a gift certificate to our local ice cream shop. Best golf day ever.
I used to talk trash about golf having not (tried) playing it. My brother played often and talked me into going with him so he could teach me to play. Can’t say I learned to play, however, I did learn it’s a skill I ain’t got. I no longer badmouth golf players. Lesson learned in an embarrassing hard way.
It’s ironic how so many people bad-mouth golf, when they’ve never played it (present company, excluded!). It’s extremely hard, without lots of practice, and, unlike almost every other sport I can think of, the idea is to get the lowest score, as opposed to the highest. If the powers that be would reverse that, I would have a shot at an excellent career, in golf!I will concede one point, however… it’s a great sport to watch, when someone needs a nap!
Only play golf while drunk. That way, you have an excuse for missing and blowing shots, getting a lousy score, and won’t get mad at the game ( hopefully).
dadthedawg Premium Member over 3 years ago
…..a miracle.
LookingGlass Premium Member over 3 years ago
An event to be heralded by the angels – on high!!
/SHMIRK/
Wilde Bill over 3 years ago
I guess now would be a good time to explain the concept of “Handicap” in golf.
Ahuehuete over 3 years ago
Brutus has plenty of company.
jmworacle over 3 years ago
Hades would’ve frozen over.
nosirrom over 3 years ago
It’s called skill. Not that I would know anything about that.
Bullet Bronson Premium Member over 3 years ago
I know what your problem is, Brutus. You’re using an iron on a 396 yard par 4. You should be using a wood, probably a one wood.
I’m just making this up. I’ve never played golf.
Jeff0811 over 3 years ago
That sure looks different than any golf courses I have ever been on. Where are the windmills? Where are the waterfalls and volcanoes? I once hit a shot on such a course and searched high and low for the ball. 5 minutes later I discovered I hit a hole in one. Got a gift certificate to our local ice cream shop. Best golf day ever.
zzeek over 3 years ago
I used to talk trash about golf having not (tried) playing it. My brother played often and talked me into going with him so he could teach me to play. Can’t say I learned to play, however, I did learn it’s a skill I ain’t got. I no longer badmouth golf players. Lesson learned in an embarrassing hard way.
Michael G. over 3 years ago
He’s a hooker, all right.
krs27 over 3 years ago
I only play golf on days that end in y
Looneytunes65 over 3 years ago
HAHAHAHA
DenO Premium Member over 3 years ago
Golf is a game of discovery… Anyone see my ball?
MuddyUSA Premium Member over 3 years ago
Brutus, of all things is an honest guy!
Alberta Oil Premium Member over 3 years ago
Does that go for left handed golfers as well?
raybarb44 over 3 years ago
Brutus would use the term “Lucky”. Don’t be ashamed. I am envious of your attitude. Keep duffing away……
heathcliff2 over 3 years ago
Most of mine vanished somewhere in the 150 to 210 degree range.
tinstar over 3 years ago
It’s ironic how so many people bad-mouth golf, when they’ve never played it (present company, excluded!). It’s extremely hard, without lots of practice, and, unlike almost every other sport I can think of, the idea is to get the lowest score, as opposed to the highest. If the powers that be would reverse that, I would have a shot at an excellent career, in golf!I will concede one point, however… it’s a great sport to watch, when someone needs a nap!
ChessPirate over 3 years ago
A Hice? A Slook?
kathleenhicks62 over 3 years ago
A hole in one?!
rhpii over 3 years ago
A serendipity.
rhpii over 3 years ago
Love the cap Brutus, I have one just like it!
paranormal over 3 years ago
I learned something today. I hope I’ll remember it…
KEA over 3 years ago
i know the feeling (sigh)
CorkLock over 3 years ago
NATIONAL ICE CREAM DAY folks. ENJOY. I’M “HOOKED” ON OLD FASHION CHURN VANILLA, SPOON FED BY LOVELY YOUNG LASS. DON’T WAKE ME.
CorkLock over 3 years ago
Golf is a great game to catch the SCREAMING MEEMIES!
JesseLouisMartinez over 3 years ago
You call it lucky but for him it never happens
Lightpainter over 3 years ago
Only play golf while drunk. That way, you have an excuse for missing and blowing shots, getting a lousy score, and won’t get mad at the game ( hopefully).
christelisbetty over 3 years ago
Brutus, it’s called a hole in one.(Or to my niece at 5 years old, after we played Put-Putt, I got a hole in the one!")
Sailor46 USN 65-95 over 3 years ago
True, except for a Left-hander.