Fred Basset by Alex Graham for July 16, 2021

Uh oh Fred you got caught. You need to work on your stealth technique.

So close Fred! You needed Yorkie for this mission!

Mrs. Dear still hasn’t learned NOT to leave the sausages within easy reach.

Caught red pawed in the act. I seem to remember Kitty filching some sausages for you and the guys one time from the butcher shop. Kitty could have filched and been gone before Mrs. Dear could catch you two. Next time get Kitty to do the cat burgling. He has a deft paw for that.

Ah, to be left sausageless..

The game’s up, Fred. No sausages for you.

Fred next time try a basic mooch when the Dears are near to you . Only nik when nobody is around ;-)

There has been a slight miscalculation, I fear. Sorry Fred, you’ve been rusticated.

I didn’t catch mine in time this morning. He ate a whole stick of butter, wrapper included.

what was the old saying about not putting temptation in harm’s way !

Shown the door without a sausage.

With that face, You have to give him one.