FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for August 27, 2021

bye, bye, bye, Jason

A perfectly reasonable thing for Jason to do.

Exactly where it should be.

Gotta kill it with fire!

I cast a spell of incomprehensibility.

Jason needs a new hiding spot.

Did Paige actually take the lawn mower out to cut the grass? How else would she find the CD?

Kill the hideous and loathsome creature.

What with your bare hands?

Yes.

You have killed the hideous and loathsome creature.

Does anyone out there remember where that comes from?

At least it’s not broken.

What exactly is the problem? How else would you sync the lawn mower?

Looks like Paige won initiative.

With 3 sisters, I learned to always have a wall behind me, whenever possible.

1. Shouldn’t that have been IN the lawnmower?2. Where nerds wish for their role play powers IRL.

Mine used to be under my brother’s bed with his shoes piled on top of them.