FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for September 03, 2021

No one likes a gloater, Jason; take a hint.

I know he’s their brother. But when Jason starts raving about school. I’m surprised that Peter and Paige haven’t beat the snot out of him.

Shouldn’t that be “7.003 hours ago”?

i’m surprised the mother got it down to the right decimal point … jason must have her math genes

I’m still puzzled about how the school got on the wall.

For anyone who knows Perl, here’s the Perl version:

http://99-bottles-of-beer.net/language-perl-737.html

And yes, it DOES work.

Thanks. Just the song I wanted stuck in my head for the rest of the day. Not.

Like Jason, I also looked forward to school starting again. I didn’t ace every test, but I did OK.

I’m impressed that Mom speaks his language!

If you’re so smart, Jason, why aren’t you in an AP college program?

Have you consider boarding school for Jason? He might get a scholarship.