Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for October 04, 2021

“Immoral” compass from deranged cameraman.

If someone protests “I KNOW what I’m doing!” he probably doesn’t…

As I’m having breakfast, it just occurred to me, is this a silent movie? All the crew quite happily talk while the camera is rolling and there is no sign of a microphone that I can see….

Especially when her only clothes are a bikini?

Well, the costume designer won’t be mentioned in the credits, but they may sell this as a commercial to the make-up manufacturer.

This is a stag film, isn’t it?

Korak lost his job as a women’s rights activist later that day.

How could anyone believe “Little Zodie” has a magically unlimited fuel supply, Korak?

Oops! Machado is going to have to edit out that native sitting by the boat later on in the production room.

Dunno, Korak — how could anyone believe apes would raise an abandoned human infant?

Blah, Blah, BLAH! Now blonde bimbo Anne is showing off her cooking skills throwing some disgustingly slimy SOS for the boys. C’mon Korak grow a pair and shove that 8mm camera down mucho-macho Mike Machado’s throat! When do the Black Mambas show up…………?

Well, there is lotsa clowns who likes whatever trash the movies throws at em, Korak.

And ya know, Korak, just like how could anyone believe a boy like Tarzan would grows up in a jungle as becomes jungle lord and takes on and kills big cats and gorrilas with just his bare hands and one feet tiny knife, and…

And in a bikini no less?

“Why, it would be ridiculous even for a kid like me to do it!”