Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for October 26, 2021

“Grasping” the dire situation.

Come on Macho Mike, time to put your money where your mouth is, your girlfriend being eaten for breakfast…..

Korak: “Chill out, Mike. No need to panic. All we need to do is dig a hole. It always works fine for my old man”.

Time for a man with a knife and who knows how to use it.

Uh, Korak? They haven’t planned a blessed thing since they got here (despite everything being presented as if it were scripted) and he’s kept telling you not to help. It’s safe to assume it is not a movie stunt.

But some heavy-duty cancer-causing herbicide like Roundup or Agent Orange might help more than a knife. Plants don’t have hearts or brains… Although this one seems to have above average intelligence for a plant. Higher than Macho Mike’s anyway.

Oh boy. Looks like a scene from The Evil Dead.

What’s with the “Help her, Korak!” thing. Is he bolted to the deck?

Suddenly, it’s “help her, Korak.” Maybe Korak has had enough. Nah, he’ll save her anyway.

If Korak does save her/them, Muchado is going to have to do a lot of editing that part out so Anne still looks alone.

Is there an ocean nearby that they can connect a fire hose to?

The Director who cried “Wolf”?

So mucho macho Mike Michado is not really all that macho after all. I am rooting for those hairy vines which will pull her into a very toothy man, er…..in this case woman eating plant!

I kind of like the vine-thing. It seems very friendly.

Now he comes crawling over for help,,,,, tell him to stuff it tarzan boy.