Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for December 06, 2021

“Thermal” underwear is needed.

And take me disappearing through the smoke rings of my mind

Down the foggy ruins of time…

Bear to the east? Must be a polar bear, in those parts.

I’ll bet that fogs freezing as well, I hope they all had a bowl of nice thick porridge for breakfast this morning to keep out the cold……….

Tarzan style pseudo-science.

In the books Tarzan was quite willing to dress appropriately to his location. I’d think he’d want to slip on a heavy coat in the frigid north pole air.

Captain Hines replies, “I’m sorry Tarzan but we can’t see the Eternal Bank of Fog. It’s too cloudy to see anything where we are now.”

Very good. Everything is perfect. Trapped over the North Pole in a dirigible with a man eating, mind reading, manipulative pterodactyl who can fly. Tarzan said, uh oh, I just thought of something.

So it’s a big hole that’s perpetually expelling gas?

To all of you naysayers: See?? See???!!! Told ya, told ya, told ya!

Maybe they’ll run into The Thing down there…….

Gotta accept the pseudo-science here, or never get to Pellucidar….