New dieting aid: “Swimfast”.
In a cavern of some mud, yeah
At the center of the earth
Dived an apeling to find his sapling
Hope, the effort is it worth
An accident is about to happen.
“…and don’t try anything naughty back there. Or else my magic knife will lets you have it!”
The service in this establishment is horrendous, the things you have to do, the obstacles you have to overcome, just to get to the breakfast room…..
Looks like it could be a new Olympic sport, Mixed Pairs Team Swimming.
Hope Tarzan’s loincloth stays up.
This looks like a precarious situation. When Tarzan told her to ‘Hold my belt’ I thought ‘Wait a minute, Tarzan doesn’t wear a belt’ :-o
Interesting grip.
I realize she didn’t have a lot of options, but that particular grip looks… potentially problematic.
What Tarzan doesn’t know is that Dav-An’s sorority sent her on a scavenger hunt for a loincloth.
She’s certainly getting a good view.
Hopefully Tarzan didn’t eat a few bean burritos for breakfast…..gas propelled!
Dav-an muses to herself during the interminable underwater swim, which she expects will take all week: “So, Tarzan goes commando. Who knew? Kinda disappointing, really. Then again, the water is kinda cold…”
somebody is going commando if they aren’t careful!
Suddenly Tarzan’s speed doubles, and Dav-an is holding a pair of polka dot underpants.
don’t worry, our man Tarz & the Horrib Queen used to have a thing.
SHAKEDOWNVILLE over 2 years ago
New dieting aid: “Swimfast”.
in-dubio-pro-rainbow over 2 years ago
In a cavern of some mud, yeah
At the center of the earth
Dived an apeling to find his sapling
Hope, the effort is it worth
charlenelin1201 over 2 years ago
An accident is about to happen.
Gent over 2 years ago
“…and don’t try anything naughty back there. Or else my magic knife will lets you have it!”
incognito over 2 years ago
The service in this establishment is horrendous, the things you have to do, the obstacles you have to overcome, just to get to the breakfast room…..
Polsixe over 2 years ago
Looks like it could be a new Olympic sport, Mixed Pairs Team Swimming.
tripwire45 over 2 years ago
Hope Tarzan’s loincloth stays up.
Technicholls over 2 years ago
This looks like a precarious situation. When Tarzan told her to ‘Hold my belt’ I thought ‘Wait a minute, Tarzan doesn’t wear a belt’ :-o
sundogusa over 2 years ago
Interesting grip.
scpandich over 2 years ago
I realize she didn’t have a lot of options, but that particular grip looks… potentially problematic.
anomaly over 2 years ago
What Tarzan doesn’t know is that Dav-An’s sorority sent her on a scavenger hunt for a loincloth.
The Real Zarth Arn over 2 years ago
She’s certainly getting a good view.
profkatz over 2 years ago
Hopefully Tarzan didn’t eat a few bean burritos for breakfast…..gas propelled!
jtt over 2 years ago
Dav-an muses to herself during the interminable underwater swim, which she expects will take all week: “So, Tarzan goes commando. Who knew? Kinda disappointing, really. Then again, the water is kinda cold…”
dwkiser28603 over 2 years ago
somebody is going commando if they aren’t careful!
Out of the Past over 2 years ago
Suddenly Tarzan’s speed doubles, and Dav-an is holding a pair of polka dot underpants.
billcor over 2 years ago
don’t worry, our man Tarz & the Horrib Queen used to have a thing.