Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for July 30, 2022

If wishes were horses, beggars would ride and since Tarzan is elsewhere, a herd of horses would come in handy.

Oh! The campfire is still smouldering, she did cook breakfast after all…….

Just what the girl needs, being picked up.

Sure, Tarzan would know what to do. Something that requires shovels.

Yes, let’s just shout at the top of our lungs and give away our position and the element of surprise.

He said, darn, I have no one to ask if these pants make my butt look big.

The Darn Phelians sounds like a seniors knitting group.

If only Tarzan was around he would makes you digs a pit and cross a rickety old bridge across a crocodile infested river.

Gridley expected a hot meal when he returned, instead he gets a spear and not even a whiff of Jana. Tarzan must be too busy digging pits before breakfast today.

Don’t think of searching by using footprints, campfires, or anything suggesting “low-hanging fruit” left by others!

Covid is preventing him from following her spor.

Couldn’t count on her to make food, so he wouldn’t want her for a wife. Guess he’s got other things on his mind.

Gosh, Gridley! Don’t get lost! We’d really, really miss you!