Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for December 23, 2022

“Swamp romp.”

Playing with your food does not always end well.

amateur. Crocodile Dundee stabs them between the eyes

One handbag coming up……

Pick up the rifle, Tarz, it’ll be quicker and much less strenuous.

Where’s the “rifle” ?

Bundolo!

Not sure if Tarzan really wanted to help Larson or if he just wanted to kill something.

Looks like Tarzan is giving the smiling croc a noogie.

Helen and Letha will have new crocodile shoes and handbags by Christmas! Oh, Joy!!

The croc said you’d be in a red rage too if you had a man thing rubbing on your back.

‘Foam-flecked’? Crocodiles get rabies?

Lions – 3,247

Crocs – 1,343

Elephants – 1

I predict: Deadly Man-Thing 1, Red-Eyed Saurian 0.

Okay ladies, who want the shoes or the hand bag?

If those jaws snapped shut with a sickening crunch, I think the poor thing just broke its jaw.

*leapt

Eh, last time me saw he was after elephant again. Now he after crocodile again. Dang. Look like me has missed too much action!

Ho-hum. Another day, another man-eating beast slain by Jungle Guy….