Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for February 14, 2023

Trek “dreck”.

“Keep thy weapons”? What nonsense is this?

Making rather pointed remarks. Mind if we have some breakfast first?

“We are the party of Wemiss-them”

This must be the King James version of Otamu.

Ok, not like these .303 thundersticks can do any damage.

D’Arnot is looking at Wolf with daggers in his eyes thinking "Great job of keeping watch Wolf!’.

Is that pronounced He-see-her?

And with the long black wigs why am I suspecting that those warriors are female?

Doth mother knows ye weareth her bathrobe and wig?

“I am Otamu, chief of the Hesi-Her warriors,” the voice said. “Which, in our tongue, means ‘those who steal bathrobes and slippers from fancy hotels.’”

Hesi-her, the land of indecisive women.

A very odd off-shoot of the Amish.

“Captured” by He-She warriors, eh? What a bunch of stupid skull-faced nimrods as in “Keep thy weapons and follow” the yellow brick road. Oh, La-de-da and Hi-Ho….it’s off to meet Suten you go!

Good old King James dialogue.

Art, Thou, Ye??